this is my escape.

ask.Archivepictures.

jaythemocking:

queen

(via tatrtotz)

nyehs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

i don’t remember making this post

please try harder to be funny

(via shouldnt)

altogetherdrop:

altogetherdrop:

where’s that picture from fckh8 that’s just a picture of jennifer lawrence saying “gay rights!”

image

i found it

(Source: galaxiefivehundred, via okaymad)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via otpseverywhere)

flurent:

WHAT DID HE GET INT THE MAIL

A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

(via diaryofawannadie)

itsdrickibytch:

Iconic

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(via okaymad)